First, you take people engorged on turkey, which makes you sleepy. Then you let them go out and get drunk. Then you let them go and try to shop. And the crowds turn ugly. And for someone reason, no one could see this coming?
It's all a ruse. Black Friday is a parody of Good Friday. The crowds surrounding Jesus didn't want him. The crowds around the stores this past Friday want everything they ever wanted. They'll sacrifice everything for a cheap television. Yup, that's Black Friday.